ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
loveforeversmilealways: arlene13: why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender i am legit in tears over this joke
sassycalypso: I saw a post that said “y’all need to realize percy jackson books aren’t an accurate representation of greek gods” Really because i truly thought if i went to new york, id see a 60 foot dude in hawaiian shirts walking around with a trident.
cristinaya: Shine bright like a washed nintendog
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever